Stephen Fry: They made dildos out of bread in Ancient Greece.
Jo Brand: You know most women would have gone for the eating option.
Alan Davies: Did someone write this down? is that written down in Ancient Greek?
Stephen Fry: It was only discovered in 1987, actually. Very recent discovery.
Jo Brand: Who discovered this?
Bill Bailey: It was a baker frozen in a glassier.
Alan Davies/ Bill Bailey impressions
Yeeep.