”Australia is vast, every time I go there I realise what a vast country it is. Australia could have been invaded during the Second World War— nobody would have noticed, right. Germany could’ve set up an entire Reich up in the Northern Territory somewhere— they would’ve been oblivious to it, for two years. Eventually some rural country copper would’ve blundered across it like that; [Aussie accent] “What’s going on here?” [German accent] “Zis is a new Germany, we have set up a new Reich in your country.” [Aussie accent] “Alright. Well, carry on. You haven’t got any fruit or vegetables or pot-pourri on you, do you?

Bill Bailey, Dandelion Mind (via vlieger)