”They’re horrible films. A bloke is drugged and he wakes up and he is superglued to a wolf, and he is only allowed to smash it off with his own nephew. Or a bloke is drugged and he wakes up and his ears are nailed to a washing machine, and it’s about to go on spin cycle and twist his head right off. He can change it but he has to saw his fingers off with a stale baguette over hours and hours and hours, and glue them all together to make a stick so he can reach the controls.
Bill Bailey on the Saw films. (via pathofthe-wind)